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Please be more confident!...

..Although, your disheartened face is very cute too…☆
I should be the one saying thanks...

About Me!
☆ my name is pasha or randal!!
☆ i am male and my pronouns are strictly he/him!
☆ im 15 and my birthday is feb. 7th!
☆ im an aquarius sun, gemini moon, and pisces rising!!!
☆ im gay or more specifically homoflexible!!
..thank you for having faith in someone like me…☆
Please excuse my impertinence,
BYF!
✿ i experience hyperfixations & special interests + symptoms of extreme BPD and depression
✿ i swear and say "kys"/ "k//ll yourself" ironically, dont hesitate to tell me if this makes you uncomfortable in dms!!
✿ please tag graphic animal ab//se or animal injuries of any kind, even if it is fictional.
DNI!
❆ basic DNI criteria + pro-lifer
❆ youre under 12 or above 20
❆ youll judge me over problematic kins + special interests
❆ you have spelled vinyl like vynal.
❆ my DNI is not strict just do not be an asshole i beg of you

..but I couldn’t just leave you be…
Uwahh, your words of thanks! Your dazzling smile!

hyperfixations & special interests are underlined
interests!
♡ mick jagger/the rolling stones
♡ minecraft
♡ vocaloid/utauloid
♡ pj sekai, enstars, utapri
♡ noein
♡ king of bandits: jing
♡ anime in general
♡ drag (yknow like the gay thing)
♡ psychology
♡ genshin impact
♡ weezer
♡ playing bass & guitar
♡ games!! i got too many favs to name!!
♡ rhythm heaven fever
♡ old generation MLP
I can live off of those alone... haa... haa…!
If possible, I’d like to keep all cute creatures in cages for their whole lives--
Kins!!
High/No Doubles
☾ Kurloz Makara (HS)
☾ Mituna Captor (HS)
☾ Randal Ivory (RANFREN)
☾ Strade (BTD)
☾ Hannibal Lecter (NBC Hannibal)
☾ Stocking Anarchy (PASWG)
☾ Yuri (DDLC)
☾ Connor Murphy (DEH)
☾ Tomoko Kuroki (Watamote)
☾ Jun Kurosu/Joker (P2)
☾ Toru Fujisaki/Jimi/Jimmy (Yaribu)
☾ Yuno Gasai (Mirai Nikki)
☾ Johnny (JTHM)
And with all of my heart and soul, care for them… I want to raise them aaaall the way until they die♪
Mid Kins (iffy with doubles)
☁️ Yasuhiro Hagakure (DR)
☁️ Yoshi Nanase (1BH)
☁️ Kedamono (PtP)
☁️ Larry Johnson (SF)
☁️ Gumi (Vocaloid)
☁️ Yokune Ruko (UTAU)
☁️ Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz)
☁️ Hello Kitty (specifically from Hello Kitty's Paradise)
☁️ Tohru Kunikuda (LL)
Low Kins/Synpath (doubles loved)
☼ Nekomaru Nidai (DR)
☼ Otako & Okako (Oshiete! Galko-chan!)
☼ Kuromi (Sanrio)
☼ Luther Von Ivory (RANFREN)
☼ Mio Akiyama (K-ON)
☼ Eiji Busujima (Senryuu Shōjo)
☼ Satanick (Okegom)
☼ Senpai (FNF)
☼ Cam (RHF)
Someone suspicious and with no character like me…
Comforts!!
♡ Mayoi Ayase & Tsumugi Aoba (Enstars)
♡ Nyon & Nyen (RANFREN)
♡ ...riana..♡
♡ Karasu & Atori (Noein)
♡ Yusuke Kitagawa (P5)
♡ Entire Hannibal Series (NBC show + movies + books)
♡ Lemon Demon (FNF)
♡ Gayson (..rianas cat..)
♡ ZOLA project (vocaloids)
♡ The Madarai Brothers (DR0)

Uu, I’m sorry for being born.

It’s pointless to force someone to become yours...
i love riana!! so bad!! im truly down bad for a hololive fan.. sigh.. but i genuinely could go on for hours and days about how much i love her and how pretty and beautiful i think she is and how i could listen to her talk about things for HOURS just to hear her voice and she singlehandedly made me consider being homoflexible so shes basically a walking conversion camp
BUT jokes aside i love riana a lot shes been there for me and helped me in ways she doesnt even know, shes meant everything to me for so long and im so excited that i get the honor of even being able to call her my friend :)
now go away i hate you

That isn’t love, it’s merely some kind of wicked desire....!